[/color][color="#FF0000"]> A married couple walked in to a sandal shop. The Jamaican said to them, > > "I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey > make you wild at sex." > > Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what > the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, > being the sex god he was. The husband asked the man, "How could > sandals make you into a sex freak?" > > The Jamaican replied, > "Just try dem on, Mon." > > So, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and[font="Arial Black"][/font] > tried them on. > > As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his > eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many years! > > In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him > violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own > pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips. > > > The Jamaican then began screaming, "You got dem on the wrong feet!” [size="6"][/size]
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