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The Sperm Count

A 75 year old man went to his doctor's office to get
a sperm count.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said,
"Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample
tomorrow."
The next day the 75 year old man reappeared at the
doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as
clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained,
"Well, doc, it's like this: First I tried with my
right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left
hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for
help.
She tried with her right hand, and then her left,
still nothing. She even tried with her mouth; first
with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still
nothing. We even called up Earleen, the lady next
door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an
armpit, and she even tried squeez'n it between her
knees, but still nothing."

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"

The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter what we
tried, we still couldn't get that damned jar open."